*adult Content* Climbing Jacob's Ladder

February 28, 2006 / by WalkingWithGrace

This is a topic that has recently popped up (pardon the pun) between myself and a buddy.
So picture this: you get to know this guy, and you dig each other. Things get heated. The time for sex has arrived. He tells you that he has (a) Jacob's Ladder, which basically is a number of piercings in his penis, which because of their strategical placement, resemble a ladder. What do you do?
I'm rolling. I said that I would, of course:
* have to stare at it in total amazement.
*Then I would most certainly have to touch it, just to make sure it was real and not of those *hidden camera* stunts.
*never be able to ever again keep a straight face while playing Yahtzee and rolling a "six."
*tell him before he comes near me with that thing he has to go and buy a metal detector.

Shit. Too funny. "I can't wait to read the comments on this one," says she with the nosering.

23 comments on *adult Content* Climbing Jacob's Ladder

  • KDawg said 2 years ago
    I can say I have never encountered such a thing... and I can't say that I am wishing I had! [LOL][TONGUE]
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    Getting "kicked there" is different. That's a problem because of bad design (sensitive glands outside the protective shell [body]). Piercing is "just skin", sort of.
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    Not for the "timid": http://www.wa.umcs.lublin.pl/artforum/tworcy_i_dz/cialo_czl/graf_cialo_czl/fot39.jpg
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    It's also known as a frenum ladder, but I won't be signing up for one of those either.

    "You're going to do what with that?"
  • KDawg said 2 years ago
    [OHMY] Ouch! and you boys think gettin kicked there is bad... [ROLLEYES]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    [LOL]*rolling at kdawg* THAT's funny! [TONGUE]
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    Ouch.
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    It is my understanding that it is supposed to increase pleasure for both people. Excuse me while I go and check out that link. [LOL]
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    Like other piercings, it may lead to reduced sensitivity for the person with it, which would be the man, in this case.
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    Oh, I'm sorry, brad, were you talking to me? I was looking at a picture.[BLUSH][OHMY][SAD][OHMY][OHMY][OHMY][OHMY][OHMY]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    I am stunned...speechless...in total shock and awe...It'll take me awhile to recover from this. Thanks for the visual. [LOL]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    Okay, I'm off to write Dr. Sue Johannsen. [LOL]
  • plenty said 2 years ago
    Ugh. Just....ugh. (says the admittedly very conservative prude on this matter). [HUH][WINK]
  • apositivepessimist said 2 years ago
    i'm more aghast at the shaving of the pube area...i mean c'mon what the frig is wrong with having a tidy thatch of pubes...[ROLLEYES]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    All of it was pretty much a *huh* for me. I'm trying to understand, but can't. [SAD]
  • bradpalaka said 2 years ago
    A little shaving's not a bad thing.
  • stupidgirl said 2 years ago
    OMG. OMG. I'm speechless prolly cuz A) I can't imagine my square bf to ever pierce anything, let alone *that* and B) even if I were dating around and came across that I just dunno. woah.... i'd be intrigued fer sure, but i don't think i could allow him to put that in me with those on it! [BLUSH][SMILE][LOL]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    That's how I am too. I don't think I would want that *there* lol. Ah, it wouldn't matter because I couldn't stop staring at it long enough to do anything else with it! [LOL]
  • wendysuz said 2 years ago
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can that be anything but painful and, well, cold? [OHMY]
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    [LOL]Hmmm....didn't even consider the cold factor. *LMAO*
  • WalkingWithGrace said 2 years ago
    *bad design* you crack me up. I know when I had my nose pierced 12 years ago, the used a pair of hemostats and a needle that was like 10" long. The needle was flexible though. I can't imagine what sort of apparatus would be used for this. I have a bazillion questions about this now. I would kinda like to meet a guy who is this into his penis. I do believe there are some things that, though try as I might, I will never understand...yes, *penises* are *one* of those things. [TONGUE]
  • jpwilly said 4 months ago

    well to tell you all about it, I myself have a ladder and do not regret it.  Not to mention that the wife wants more on it.  as for the process of getting it done , it only stings for the first few moments...and as for the cold, my body heat keeps the metal warm

  • G said 2 months ago

    WELL, THINK WHAT YOU WANT TO THINK! I HAVE IT AND I DON'T REGRET IT AT ALL. PIERCINGS ARE WHAT TATTOOS WERE 15+ YEARS AGO, THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WAY OF SAYING " I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK IT'S MY BODY AND THIS IS ME!!!!!"

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